G i f t s

The products you REALLY need, designed in Saint Paul, MN, by Amy Buchanan

(+ some vintage). ©2024

Assassin Earrings!

Assassin Earrings! — $22

The original, "I make my mom sad with my choices (everyday)" t-shirt

The original, "I make my mom sad with my choices (everyday)" t-shirt — $18

Obey the Pussycat, Beanie

Obey the Pussycat, Beanie — $25

Black, CFLO "Fish Titties" ™ T-shirt

Black, CFLO "Fish Titties" ™ T-shirt — $25

Explosion Beanie Hat

Explosion Beanie Hat — $25

Bitch Safety Scoreboard ™ "00 Day Since I Was a Bitch™" T-shirt in Black

Bitch Safety Scoreboard ™ "00 Day Since I Was a Bitch™" T-shirt in Black — $25

Embroidered LP Beanie Hat

Embroidered LP Beanie Hat — $25

"Zero Days Since I Was A Bitch" Canvas Tote Bag

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"Zero Days Since I Was A Bitch" Canvas Tote Bag — $25

1950s, "Genuine Gay Products" Tooth Brush Store Display! A Guaranteed Gay Product!

1950s, "Genuine Gay Products" Tooth Brush Store Display! A Guaranteed Gay Product! — $15

Are you hydrated? CFLO Urine Color Chart!

Are you hydrated? CFLO Urine Color Chart! — $15 +

3 Boob T-shirt — $18

CFLO Candle # 2

CFLO Candle # 2 — $28