939 W. 7th St. · St. Paul, MN 55102

Obey the Pussycat.

Patches, hoodies and beanies made on site by Amy and one embroidery machine, plus tees with opinions. The machine is the reasonable one.

Patches, hoodies and beanies, made on site by Amy. Plus tees with opinions.

Shop Her Stuff. It's Not Bad.Walk The Floor (Vintage)
Obey the Pussycat Patch
Pick One · from $18
Carson McCullers: Reflections in a Golden Eye, 1950 Bantam Paperback
Don't Tell Dad, Peter Fonda, Hyperion, 1998. **SIGNED by Jane Fonda(!)**
John Creasey: Hit and Run, 1961 Berkley Medallion Paperback
The House of the Prophet, Louis Auchincloss, Houghton Mifflin, 1980*
William Gaddis: JR, 1975 Knopf First Edition Softcover

On the wall at 939 right now. They're for sale.

Made in St. Paul, MN from minced fish teats!

Milk the fish. Get 10% off.

Seven teats. One glass. Fill it to the line and the fish coughs up a code for 10% off your first order.

The glass is empty. The fish is waiting.

Get The Shirt This Fish Lives On · from $30

Just In · The Floor + Made Here

New On The Shelves.

Newest first. Amy's stuff and the dealers', taking turns.

See Everything New

Made In-House, In Saint Paul

Patches For Covering Things Up (Including Feelings).

Your jacket, your tote, your ex's couch.

Close-up of the Laser Cats embroidery: tight rows of pink, yellow and black thread.
See All The Patches
Get Something Warm

Stick it on your jacket

Each one stitched in Saint Paul by one woman and one very tired embroidery machine.

Close-up of the Laser Cats embroidery: tight rows of pink, yellow and black thread.

  • Made Here

    Ice Out Patch

  • Made Here

    ICE OUT Patch

    Pick One

  • Patch · Made Here

    Me/Heart Patch

  • Patch · Made Here

    Alien Ram Abduction Patch

  • Patch · Made Here

    Obey the Pussycat Patch

    Pick One

  • Made Here

    Robot Hug Patch

See All The Patches

  • Hoodie · Made Here

    Laser Cats Hoodie

  • Hoodie · Made Here

    Obey Kitty Hoodie

  • Hoodie · Made Here

    Robot Hug Hoodie

  • Hoodie · Made Here

    Trouble Bunny Hoodie

  • Made Here

    Obey the Pussycat Beanie

  • Made Here

    Explosion Beanie

Get Something Warm

Best Seller · Real Porcupine Quills

Sharp. When You Need It.

Technically, jewelry. Emotionally, the friend who walks you to your car.

Her Assassin Earrings card: a black box labeled Assassin Earrings, with two porcupine quill earrings below it.

Field Test · Form AE-22

Smile, you'd be prettier.

He's been standing there since 9. He won't take a hint.

click him. go on.tap him. go on.

Backup: Eye Rings, $14. For watching him leave.
Check out See the earrings

Assassin Earrings Pair $22.00

Inspect the quills

Jewelry, not a weapon. CFLO is not responsible for your sudden confidence.

The Back Room

The Good Stuff Is In The Back.

Drop 02 is live. 10 left.

Next drop: no date yet. The List hears first.

Shop Drop 02

Drops + New Stuff, By Email.

First word when the Back Room opens, plus Amy's new stuff. One email per drop, roughly. The fish already has the discount.

Goes With Drop 01: Make Mom Sad

I Make My Mom Sad With My Choices (Every Day)

Her son bought a motorcycle. She made him a shirt about it. He wears it. She still hates the motorcycle.

The drop is named after the shirt.

Mom-o-Meter

Other colors

Self Improvement, How Many Days Can You Go?

Count Your Good Days. Out Loud.

Flip the numbers as you achieve self-love and respect.

Bitch Safety Scoreboard

Read the fine print first

Results not guaranteed. Cardboard is real.

Also wearable: tote $25tee $30

Medical Advice (Not Really)

Urine Chart

Hang it by the toilet. Every guest checks.

Every frame is different. The advice is the same: drink water.

Made Here

Are You Hydrated? Urine Color Chart

Size
See the chart up close
Are you shopping? Retail color chart
$75 and up. Congratulations! Properly hydrated. $20 to $75. Below the red line. Dehydrated. $10 to $20. You need to shop more now! Under $10. Seek help immediately.

Above the red line? You're shopping.

Mugs With Opinions. Totes With Boundaries.

Choose Your Tote.

Zero Days Since I Was a Bitch canvas tote: the flip-tag counter reads 00 days since I was a bitch!
The mug (it has opinions too) →

Zero Days

Repeat Offender
  • Carry capacity · a week of groceries
  • Opinion strength · maxed out
  • Grocery stealth · they can read it

Special move Counter Reset. Back to zero, every single time.

Weakness Today. Specifically today.

Inspect the tote →

Furniture · A Gallery Of Past Work

Antique Bones. New Velvet.

See all the past work

The Floor · Everyday Vintage

Other People's Stuff. Better.

15 dealers. One of each. Judged harshly.

Walk The Whole Floor