Nipple Patch

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Color (3): Light, Medium, Dark Light Medium Dark

Style With plain silver ring With tiny vintage cross Unpierced With tassel

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Goes With

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Pick One

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Sewn on one very tired embroidery machine.

The Story

Want to free the nipple but it’s illegal? Why not sew one of these onto everything?! We’ve designed these in three carefully considered nipple colors, hopefully you can identify with one. If not, we are always available to do custom orders - just send us a message!

Nipples measure 1.75" in diameter, and are available in three different colors. They are also available pierced, or pierced with an added cross (supplies limited).

Care (Be Nice To It)

Wash cold, inside out. Hang dry. Lower your expectations of the dryer.

When It Shows Up

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