West 7th Snake Oil, For Massage
West 7th Snake Oil, For Massage

West 7th Snake Oil, For Massage

Regular price $15.00

The neighborhood in which CFLO is located, is famous for the many Garter snakes that inhabit it.  In the spring, they celebrate the season by holding giant orgies in which people run screaming from their writhing tangle. Trained CFLO staff approach the snake pile with a tiny whistle native to the Outer Hebrides, which operates at such a pitch that the snakes follow blindly, wherever the tune leads them. We lead them to our basement, where we milk them for their oils, and then we release them back outside, to continue their backyard orgies. It's an amazing process! The scent is spicy, fresh, and provides for an exhilarating massage!